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shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

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ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

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primarie:


Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both Presidents were shot in the head.Now it gets really weird.Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.Both were assassinated by Southerners.Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are composed of fifteen letters.Now hang on to your seat.Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.And here’s the “kicker”:A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
 
AND……………….:Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
 I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS



They do say those who don’t learn from their past are doomed to repeat it

No, I think this proves that the universe is quite literally lazy.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Literally true. Of course, this fails to mention that Lincoln served one term in Congress and had no other political victories until his Presidential election, whereas Kennedy had a very successful political career right through. 

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were elected in election years, and it happened to be about the right amount of time after their first political victories. Still true, but coincidental at best.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both used large civil rights issues of the time as a political platform. So fucking what? That’s like saying George Bush was concerned with terrorism in his second election campaign. Ridiculous.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Lincoln’s child had been alive for eleven years when he died, whereas Kennedy’s child was a premature birth. Suspicious wording on this one, at best.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot at social events, which are held at *gasp* weekends. There being a one in seven chance of the days coinciding aside, from Monday to Thursday they’d be nigh unreachable anyway.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Both were sitting down. A head shot is the best guarantee of a kill, since neither assassin could aim for vital organs in the chest area. Also one was shot with a long range rifle, and one was shot close range with a pistol.Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Lincoln’s secretaries were John Nicolay and John Hay. Try again.Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Booth was born in Maryland, a Union state during the Civil War, and considered himself a Northener.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Both had Southerners as Vice Presidents to balance out their voting potential. Kennedy needed sympathy from the southern states, so he picked a Southerner. Not exactly a shock. And Johnson is literally one of the most common surnames of the time.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

Again, meaningless, since that would put them in about the right age range for a successful political career.John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Booth was born in 1838. Try again.Both assassins were known by their three names.

Booth tended to go by John Wilkes, and Oswald went by Lee Oswald. The usage of three names is something that has happened since.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Yet nothing is said about how the distribution of letters is different. Probably because it doesn’t fit in with all these ‘spooky similarities’.Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Again, Ford being a common name of the time, and Ford cars being extremely popular in America.Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

Hardly. Oswald was, yes. But Booth was caught in a tobacco factory, which the police set on fire to lure him out after he refused to drop his weapon and come quietly. A police officer then shot him through a hole in the building. Not exactly an assassination.A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Marilyn Monroe died on August 5th, 1962. Unless you are insinuating that Kennedy was literally fucking her decomposed corpse over a year after the fact, no he wasn’t.
 
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
 
Lincoln was shot in the kind of theatre where live shows are put on, and Booth crossed several states and ended up in a tobacco factory. Oswald was arrested in a cinema on the same day, in the same city, under suspicion of having shot a police officer. It was only later he was charged with the Presidential assassination.

I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know. 

Next time, don’t fucking bother. Do some research first.

mousathe14:

theystilltry:

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primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
 
AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
 
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

They do say those who don’t learn from their past are doomed to repeat it

No, I think this proves that the universe is quite literally lazy.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Literally true. Of course, this fails to mention that Lincoln served one term in Congress and had no other political victories until his Presidential election, whereas Kennedy had a very successful political career right through. 
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were elected in election years, and it happened to be about the right amount of time after their first political victories. Still true, but coincidental at best.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both used large civil rights issues of the time as a political platform. So fucking what? That’s like saying George Bush was concerned with terrorism in his second election campaign. Ridiculous.

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Lincoln’s child had been alive for eleven years when he died, whereas Kennedy’s child was a premature birth. Suspicious wording on this one, at best.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot at social events, which are held at *gasp* weekends. There being a one in seven chance of the days coinciding aside, from Monday to Thursday they’d be nigh unreachable anyway.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Both were sitting down. A head shot is the best guarantee of a kill, since neither assassin could aim for vital organs in the chest area. Also one was shot with a long range rifle, and one was shot close range with a pistol.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.
Lincoln’s secretaries were John Nicolay and John Hay. Try again.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Booth was born in Maryland, a Union state during the Civil War, and considered himself a Northener.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Both had Southerners as Vice Presidents to balance out their voting potential. Kennedy needed sympathy from the southern states, so he picked a Southerner. Not exactly a shock. And Johnson is literally one of the most common surnames of the time.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
Again, meaningless, since that would put them in about the right age range for a successful political career.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Booth was born in 1838. Try again.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Booth tended to go by John Wilkes, and Oswald went by Lee Oswald. The usage of three names is something that has happened since.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Yet nothing is said about how the distribution of letters is different. Probably because it doesn’t fit in with all these ‘spooky similarities’.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”
Again, Ford being a common name of the time, and Ford cars being extremely popular in America.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Hardly. Oswald was, yes. But Booth was caught in a tobacco factory, which the police set on fire to lure him out after he refused to drop his weapon and come quietly. A police officer then shot him through a hole in the building. Not exactly an assassination.

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Marilyn Monroe died on August 5th, 1962. Unless you are insinuating that Kennedy was literally fucking her decomposed corpse over a year after the fact, no he wasn’t.
 
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
 
Lincoln was shot in the kind of theatre where live shows are put on, and Booth crossed several states and ended up in a tobacco factory. Oswald was arrested in a cinema on the same day, in the same city, under suspicion of having shot a police officer. It was only later he was charged with the Presidential assassination.
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know. 
Next time, don’t fucking bother. Do some research first.

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the-pietriarchy:

you can’t have a apocalypse movie without that one rude guy who disagrees with everything and picks fights with the more heroic characters for no good reason

Sometimes the rude guy is the coolest character in the movie though.

romansva:

" Unreal Estate " by Tim Doyle

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oarsis:

these fan made posters are fucking unreal. if someone knows who to credit for these go ahead an link them

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